Obama vs. Romney: What’s the diff?

So it’s unofficially official. It’s Obama versus Romney in 2012. Even though I like Barack Obama, I think Mitt is the best guy in the field of Republicans. Since Universal Health Care seems to be the defining issue of the day, how’s the campaign rhetoric gonna read: My Universal Health Care versus His. Wait, there’s no difference. One’s just bigger. Both work based on the single payer mandate. Romney care versus Obamny care. Uhhh, I’ll take choice A…no… choice B…shit, I’ll just flip a coin. I don’t know about this… the Supreme Court in a politically influenced piece of Scalia brilliance just might decide (temporarily) that Universal Health Care is unconstitutional. Huh? Whose, Mitts or Baracks? Wait a minute. Why is the SCOTUS even hearing the argument? This was already decided in 1937. Okay…move on.

What dirt is gonna spew from Obama’s campaign headquarters now that his target is in sight. Try any quote by Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, or Herman Cain in the last six months. “Liar, and unethical, and out of touch” come to mind, in fact they’re direct quotes. If I’m the DNC chairman I’m just gonna roll their sound bites in all the key markets. Obama…say nothing…I repeat…NOTHING. They’ve all called Mitt Romney every bad name in the book AND Mitt Romney installed the same health plan you’ve been pushing for. Shut up…don’t say a word.

What about other key issues:

Obama favors abortion rights. Romney is opposed.

Obama wants to increase taxes on the wealthy. Romney wants to lower taxes on the wealthy.

Obama wants to end special Oil and Gas subsidies. Romney is opposed.

Obama wants to end offshore corporation tax loopholes. Romney is the poster boy for offshore tax shelters

Obama is a Christian. Romney is to, unless you’re a follower of most Southern Baptist Convention beliefs.

Obama bailed out Detroit. Romney opposed the bailout.

Obama took out Osama Bin Laden. Romney took out three buckets of fried chicken last week.

Obama is a good father. So is Mitt Romney.

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K.W. Bowlin

Southern California native. Passion for history, particularly big, ugly battles. Loves all stringed instruments. Never hit a good 2-iron in his life. Writes like a fiend. Married to his best friend, high school sweetheart and crack photographer Mary, and has four fantastic, grown kids and a Lhasa Apso puppy named Coby.

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