San Clemente, a Day-Trip to the Spanish Village by the Sea
Nestled on the coast at the southern tip of Orange County, California, lies the historic, unique, and picturesque city of San Clemente.
Dialogue Cali-West Sit Com
Medical Marijuana
“Medical Marijuana,” are you fucking out of your mind. They’ve already got survellience on three roof tops. “Hey Angela, 2 o’clock…flash that guy some nipplage.”
“I mean we start dealing Purple Kush and the whole town’s gonna go postal.”
“It’s perfectly legal, moron, we just set up a co-op, apply for a license and start making brownies.”
Anyway, who gives a fuck what they think?….That a girl… Angela, now give that guy at 11 o’clock some 36-DD mammary glands.
“You’re out of control.”
“Listen freak, my braw in West LA buys somethin …
Important Business Interrupted
The author discusses one of his most embarrassing moments.
Television Script Cali Shores
Spec Script: Jersey Shore meets the Cali Shore and the household discusses various money making ideas.
The Frontiersmen
Two boys on an adventure to an ancient Indian Mound in Kentucky, 1945.
A Weekend With the Visigoths
A man helps a biker who’s broken down in the desert and gets invited to their annual party as a VIP.
The View
An Afghan veteran takes a trip on the Haleakala Crater.
Border Conversation
“Why did you sneak across the border?”
“Because it’s there, otherwise, I’d have ridden a bike.”
The Fag
I’m a fag, smoldering in the loo being pissed on by the man who brought me to his lips.