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Yes Stoners, The days of rolling, tearing, air-filled, two paper spliffs are over, because the makers at “Hey Dude Head Shops” have created the 2011 Custom Glass-Blown, eight hose, locking-bowl, party bong. Yes, Partyers, the Red Dragon Octopus allows you to smoke more goo with half the hassle. Gone are the days of hand carving an apple or rolling those embarrassing fatties that burn to a roach with the first big hit.
It’s simple to use, first fill the reservoir with cheap red wine, then fill the patent pending, porcelain bowl with your favorite shit.
Light the …
